nightbecomesme:

peregrint:

bouncingbenedict:

waddlebunnybutt:

sammeleon:

odair:

i’m actually terrified 

that’s..

Fucking hell

There’s this big window behind me and when the chorus came on I immediately looked outside

holy shit

i was eating…i actually spit food at my laptop!

jayygatsby:

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

pleatedjeans:

Catnip. Not Even Once. (more here)

sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

anotherwholeboxofpandoras:

wildesmiles:

it’s funny because it looks like he’s hugging it. but I know when my cat does that she wants to bite it. 

hahaha I was just about to reblog this and say that. you can tell that this kitty is biting the stuffed animal too. Kevin does this all the damn time.